SCDs are King and Lovenox Queen
SCDs are King and Lovenox Queen Of the land they reign that is DVT clean.‘Clot clean!’ is their motto, one for all to hear.Its one all clots should fear, a land they should never be near.For if clots...
View ArticleNurse Will Work for Bacon
Tired nurse will work for bacon: Walking and walking, oh my feet hurtI feel I’ve aged 20 years and live in a yurt.It’s always so painful to be on my feetFor 14 hours and never have a seat.At least the...
View ArticleWhat its like trying to fix terrible Nurses Staffing:
Its like taking handwriting lessons from the Parkinson’s Club president. Its like getting 40 select all that apply on a critical care test. Its like trying to get an IV in a man that was just rescued...
View ArticleHow Do Nurses Feel After Working a Long Hard Shift?
I feel like I just broke a world record for staying on my feet for the longest time in a day. I feel like Dansko got revenge on me and filled my shoes with cement. I feel like I just did yoga in an...
View ArticleNurses Week 2015, Thank You Nurses!
Nurses week is an exciting peak! It’s a time to Nurses that is unique. Today we celebrate your daily caring, And your grand amazingness we are declaring! Thank you for all you do everyday, For how much...
View ArticleDid I Just Wash My Hands Again!?
How many times do nurses wash their hands? As many times as Brain makes escape plans. If I would have thought of investing in soap I wouldn’t be here cleaning poop like a dope. The post Did I Just Wash...
View ArticleWonderful Lives as Nurses
What lives we live as nurses Our many days off with fat full purses. To do that though we must be brave. We must daily pull on trousers and slave To clean all the poop from head to toe From Betty to...
View ArticlePatho is Painful
Studying Pathology is like walking through sand, It’s the toughest subject in all the land. After we’re through we’ll be smart eggs Our brain will be full like we drank four kegs. So keep studying...
View ArticleSickening C Diff
C diff runs like a river wide Swallowing healthy bowels in large stride. For me, C diff just makes me gag, It smells like 10 rats dead in a bag. So vomit I do, a bit in my throat And try not to look...
View ArticleNursing School’s Joy is the End
Finishing semesters in school is the best feeling Like a pig in the mud, I just might start squealing! No more papers to write or things to turn in Or crappy assignments from crap to gold I spin. Soon...
View ArticleNursing School Graduation Celebration
Nursing school oh nursing school, you are the worst You suck up my life and must always be first. I rise and I read long books about pharm When I sleep I dream about the parts of the arm Between...
View ArticleNurse Will Work for Bacon
Tired nurse will work for bacon: Walking and walking, oh my feet hurtI feel I’ve aged 20 years and live in a yurt.It’s always so painful to be on my feetFor 14 hours and never have a seat.At least the...
View ArticleSickening C Diff
C diff runs like a river wide Swallowing healthy bowels in large stride. For me, C diff just makes me gag, It smells like 10 rats dead in a bag. So vomit I do, a bit in my throat And try not to look...
View ArticleWonderful Lives as Nurses
What lives we live as nurses Our many days off with fat full purses. To do that though we must be brave. We must daily pull on trousers and slave To clean all the poop from head to toe From Betty to...
View ArticleNurses Week 2015, Thank You Nurses!
Nurses week is an exciting peak! It’s a time to Nurses that is unique. Today we celebrate your daily caring, And your grand amazingness we are declaring! Thank you for all you do everyday, For how much...
View ArticleWhat its like trying to fix terrible Nurses Staffing:
Its like taking handwriting lessons from the Parkinson’s Club president. Its like getting 40 select all that apply on a critical care test. Its like trying to get an IV in a man that was just rescued...
View ArticleHow Do Nurses Feel After Working a Long Hard Shift?
I feel like I just broke a world record for staying on my feet for the longest time in a day. I feel like Dansko got revenge on me and filled my shoes with cement. I feel like I just did yoga in an...
View ArticleDid I Just Wash My Hands Again!?
How many times do nurses wash their hands? As many times as Brain makes escape plans. If I would have thought of investing in soap I wouldn’t be here cleaning poop like a dope.The post Did I Just Wash...
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